Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
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What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
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If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
Subject: Some Jokes 
Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:21 pm
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