Number of posts : 54 Location : New york USA Registration date : 2009-08-20
Subject: police man and public:P Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:03 am
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk? Officer: Yes, you would. Man: What if I just thought that you were? Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think. Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
Ihsas
Number of posts : 54 Location : New york USA Registration date : 2009-08-20
Subject: Re: police man and public:P Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:10 am
The First 3 Years of Marriage In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Ihsas
Number of posts : 54 Location : New york USA Registration date : 2009-08-20
Subject: Re: police man and public:P Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:12 am
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
Nomi^^ Admin
Number of posts : 222 Age : 38 Registration date : 2008-12-31
Subject: Re: police man and public:P Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:35 am
Subject: police man and public:P 
Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:03 am
